I wanted a place to post some random thoughts and other nonsense. 
Sometimes things just pop into my head and I wanted somewhere where I can document my random thoughts, so in the event I create some Heinous crime, you can see that I may be clinically insane...

If you read my blog and steal one of my ideas you must pay me a royalty because as you can see I am documenting my insane creative thoughts..

It may even turn to my online diary...

and away we go

Follow along because there is no logical reasoning behind my thinking...

My million dollar entrepreneurial invention is ... drum roll please
Laulauaulau in a can
Just imagine, for all you homesick locals out there...  we take laulau, stuff it in a can and on the bottom of the can we put vent holes and water so you can actually steam the lau lau in the can itself... pure genius.

Plus



= Pure Genius

Speaking of Food...

When you eat chicken eggs, are you eating the chickens menstruation?
That reminds me of a joke...  How is Balut and B-lot alike?  They both taste better when the chick is young. bwhaahaha ok...  I crack myself up.
Since we are on the topic of eggs... Know where the concept of Easter Eggs came from?

 Yeah, their kids will need a 504 plan...
Ok enough for now. I have a headache...  I know I know... that's what she said... yeah that's what she always says...