Thursday, November 29, 2012

Just some random thoughts after I was listening to the radio. I apologize in advance if it is offensive in anyway...

This is what transpired while an effeminate caller called the psychic..

Caller:  Hi , My sister is having a baby and I want to know what Gender the baby will be.
Radio DJ's : Why? Because you want to  know if you are going to be an Aunty or an Uncle?
Psychic:  I'm not going to answer because the parents may not want to know.. put your sister on the phone...
Caller's sister: Hello
DJ's: How long has your brother known he was funny kine?
Caller's sister:  Since her was three... he was born that way...
DJ's : How come took him three years then?
After she hangs up another mahu caller calls in
Mahu caller:  I told you ding-a lings that you are either born that way or you are 'sucked" into it bwahahaha

Me:  Half crying laughing already
That reminds me of some mahu jokes...
What do gay cow's drink.?.  In a gay voice haaaaayyyy ( I guess you have to hear it )
What did the filipino bakla say when he saw two handsome guys?  I like Boto dem
How does a kumu hula answer the phone? Halau
How many letters in the mahu alphabet ?  1  Aiy

Just remember that even though the grass lo0ks greener on the other side... you still have to cover your ass...

Monday, November 12, 2012

I wanted a place to post some random thoughts and other nonsense. 
Sometimes things just pop into my head and I wanted somewhere where I can document my random thoughts, so in the event I create some Heinous crime, you can see that I may be clinically insane...

If you read my blog and steal one of my ideas you must pay me a royalty because as you can see I am documenting my insane creative thoughts..

It may even turn to my online diary...

and away we go

Follow along because there is no logical reasoning behind my thinking...

My million dollar entrepreneurial invention is ... drum roll please
Laulauaulau in a can
Just imagine, for all you homesick locals out there...  we take laulau, stuff it in a can and on the bottom of the can we put vent holes and water so you can actually steam the lau lau in the can itself... pure genius.


= Pure Genius

Speaking of Food...

When you eat chicken eggs, are you eating the chickens menstruation?
That reminds me of a joke...  How is Balut and B-lot alike?  They both taste better when the chick is young. bwhaahaha ok...  I crack myself up.
Since we are on the topic of eggs... Know where the concept of Easter Eggs came from?
 Yeah, their kids will need a 504 plan...
Ok enough for now. I have a headache...  I know I know... that's what she said... yeah that's what she always says...